Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Looks Like Chocolate, Tastes Like Shit

For a while now I've been trying to explain just how cool the Jerkbeast is to certain of my friends. It's one of those things that you really need to experience firsthand, because otherwise trying to explain the whole phenomenon makes you seem slightly retarded:

It's a dude, right, in a weird homemade monster costume, and he just rides around on a bike insulting people and beating up those weaker than himself . . ."

Just the bare description does little to prepare one for just how funny the proceedings actually are. Well, now thanks to the wonders of YouTube, I can spread the gospel of the Jerkbeast the best way possible: through direct experience.

Witness the glory of Jerkbeast The Movie (or at least the trailer for said movie):

And here he is doing what he does best - mere scraps of brilliance, but enough for the uninitiated:

This apparently has some connection with the Jerkbeast, even though he does not appear within:

And of course, here is the Jerkbeast's band, Steamign Wolf Penis, performing the greatest song ever written, "Looks Like CHocolate, Tastes Like Shit". It's not a good video but if you squint you can see the Jerkbeast himself pounding the skins.

Go to the Jerkbeast's website to hear and see some better clips of the man, the myth and the legend in action. He's also got a MySpace page with more examples of Steaming Wolf Penis music.

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