Or: How I Antagonized All The Women
Speaking of which - does DC publish anything anymore that isn't simply depressing? I mean, seriously, skimming over a pile of new DC books I am just overcome by this frighteningly powerful malaise, like I'm looking into the eyes of some great hypnotic beast of the Apocalypse or something. It's not pleasant. I skim a lot of bad comics - it's a weakness, but at least I don't actually pay for them - reading modern DC actually makes me think that "free" is too high a price to pay. Shouldn't they cut the readers a check for slogging through this Amazons Attack junk? Talk about horrendous.