As has been pointed out to me, my previous post is quite possibly the Nerdiest Post Ever in the history of this august website. So - mea culp, mea culpa - I have failed you, let you down. (In the interests of accuracy I did go back and update the chart to reflect your suggestions, however.)
So, as a way of offering penance, I present to you one of the greatest things I have ever seen. It's easy to throw around bullshit superlatives, but I think the person who is responsible for this really should be eligible for some kind of Nobel Prize medal.