Rejected Titles for Harry Potter 7

Harry Potter riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
Harry Potter and the Secret of O
Harry Potter and the Missing Seventeen Minutes
Harry Potter Grows Dope in the Basement but It's OK Because He's Got A Prescription
Harry Potter Gets A Job At Arby's
Harry Potter Gets Salmonella
Harry Potter Eats A Madeleine
Harry Potter Gets Baptized in the Old Church
Harry Potter Goes To Yuma
Harry Potter Hides Things in Strange Places
Harry Potter Beats the Lorax With A Folding Chair
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Harry Potter Reconditions A 1962 Ford Mustang
Harry Potter and the Million Man March
Harry Potter: Flava of Love
Harry Potter and the Guy Who Has Had Sex With, Like, Twenty Dudes
Harry Potter Returns to Snowy River
Harry Potter Embraces His Chicano Heritage
Harry Potter and the Hamburger
Harry Potter Does Your Lawn
Harry Potter Gets a BB Gun Goes Hunting For Those Raccoons Who Knocked Over the Trash
Harry Potter and the Soggy Buffet Prime Rib
Symbiopsychotaxiplasm Take 3 3/4
Harry Potter, Mary Hartman
Harry Potter Hates Reggaeton
Harry Potter Gets Called A Racist Because He Doesn't Like 50 Cent
Harry Potter Really Is A Racist, I Saw Him Kick A Chinese Baby in the Face
Opening Harry Potter
Behind the Green Harry Potter
Debbie Does Harry Potter
Dr. Zhivago 2: The Reckoning
Harry Potter Gets A Funny Feeling When He Looks Through that Tom of Finland Book Amazon Sent Him By Accident When He Ordered Tom Jones' Greatest Hits
Harry Potter Comes Alive
Harry Potter Isn't Gay, And That Joke Really Isn't Funny
Harry Potter Tops From the Bottom
Harry Potter and the Fortysomething-Year-Old Woman with Six Cats Who Collects Harry Potter Memorabilia to Fill the Gaping Hole in Her Life From Never Having Children
Harry Potter Totally Is a Racist, I Watched Schindler's List With Him Once and He Was All Talking About How Much the Nazis Got A Raw Deal
Harry Potter Peels Grapes For 700 Pages
Harry Potter Defends Jamiriquoi When His Hipster Friends Come Over
Harry Potter Finally Beats Mario 64, After, Like, 10 Years
Harry Potter Meats Stabbo the Clown
Harry Potter Has Sex With Jesus On the Floor of the Democratic Convention
Harry Potter Drinks A Mojito On His Porch
Harry Potter Builds A Better Mousetrap, But Screws Up the Patent Paperwork and Some Guy From Finland Beats Him To It
Harry Potter Discovers What That Stuff Tastes Like
Harry Potter Kills A Man, Discovers He Likes It
Turns Out Harry Potter Was Just A Victim of Childhood Sexual Abuse who Escaped Into A Rich Fantasy Life to Avoid the Horrors of Everyday Life
Harry Potter Forgot His Stop and Shop Card So He Has to Borrow One From the Guy Behind Him in Line
Harry Potter Declares War on Stains
Harry Potter Declares War on Staind
Harry Potter Gets His Ass Kicked By the Guy from Staind
Harry Potter Goes to Ozzfest 2007 For Free Even Though He Hates the Lineup
Harry Potter Asks Why the Fuck perry Farrell Still Has A Record Contract, And On A Major No Less
Harry Potter Spends At Least An Hour A Day Looking At LOLCat Pictures
Harry Potter Gets Vaccinated AGainst Smallpox
Harry Potter Is, Like, Really Super Gay, I Saw Him Doing A Dude Once
Harry Potter Grows Up and Graduates to Laurell K. Hamilton
Harry Potter Finally Finishes The Faerie Queene, Over A Decade After He Started It In College
Harry Potter Steps In Dog Shit, Wonders What the Hell the Dog Ate If It's Shit Is That Color
Harry Potter Really Likes Tin Machine, And Wants You To Shut Up About It
Harry Potter A way a lone a last a loved a long the