Wednesday, March 16, 2005

The Greatest Green Lantern of Them All


Yes, after all these years of patiently waiting, DC is once again bringing back the greatest emerald ring-slinger in comic-book history. What's that you say? Hal who? Hell no, I'm talking about my main man G'Nort!!!

Aaaah, G'Nort.


You can take your H.E.A.T. and shove it, pal - around here, we go by G.I.G.G.L.E.:
G'Nort
Is the
Greatest
Green
Lantern
Ever!!!


But seriously - that's not hard, with competition like this:

Brin.

Gpaak.

Yalan Gur.


I mean, are we supposed to take these things seriously? I say, give G'Nort his own damn series - I'd buy five copies, and I think all the hundreds of thousands of G.I.G.G.L.E. members across the world would second that...

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