And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

Hello Dear,

I KNOW THIS LETTER MIGHT COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE, BUT PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY FOR MY FIRST CONTACT WITH YOU AS I FEEL THAT E-MAIL CONTACT IS MORE PRIVATE WITH RESPECT TO MY INTENSION.

HOWEVER,I AM MR.JIMOH JOHNSON ,ONE OF THE PRESIDENT CHARLES TAYLOR'S CLOSE MAN OF LIBERIA. MR TAYLOR WAS ASKED TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND SOME OF US HAVE TO LEAVE ALSO FOR OUR OWN SEFATY.I AM CONFIDING IN YOU HOPING YOU WILL NEVER BETRAY ME AT LAST,MY MOST CONCERN IS FOR YOU TO RECOGNISE ME AS YOUR BROTHER WHILE WE ESTABLISH A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP.

PRESENTLY,I AM IN ACCRA GHANA WITH SUM HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY AND DIAMONDS I INTEND MOVING TO YOUR POSSESSION BY YOUR ABLE ASSISTANCE.AND IT WAS A SITUATION OF WAR AND ALSO THE CONDITION OF PROBLEMS IN MY COUNTRY THAT MAKES ME TO MOVE IMMEDIATELY TO
ACCRA GHANA WHERE THE CONSIGNMENT WHICH CONTAINS THE FUNDS AND DIAMNDS WHERE DEPOSITED IN A MANAGEMENT COMPANY AS UNDISCLOSED CONSIGNMENT FOR SAFETY REASONS.

PRESIDENT CHARLES TAYLOR IS NOW IN EXILS IN A NEIGHBORING AFRICAN COUNTRY BECAUSE OF THE ALLEGATION THAT IS BEING MADE AGAINST HIM,THE SAME NEWS ALSO APPEARED IN THE BBC NEWS"WEBSITE"AND YOU CAN CHECK OUT THE NEWS IN THE BBC "WEBSITE" TO CONFIRM MY POINTS.

I WANT TO MOVE THE THE CONSIGNMENT WHICH CONTAINS THE FUNDS AND DIAMONDS INTO YOUR POSITION FOR YOU TO SECURE AND ACCOMODATE IT FOR OUR MUTUAL BENEFITS
PENDING WHEN I WILL COME AND MEET YOU.NOTE THAT SUBSTANTIAL PORTION OF THIS MONEY WOULD BE COMPENSATED TO YOU FOR YOUR ABLE ASSISTANCE,PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME SO I CAN GIVE YOU MORE DETAILS ON THE NEXT STEP FORWARD.

PLEASE KEEP THIS UTMOST SECRECY AND CONFIDENTIAL AS YOU CAN UNDERSTAND MY PRESENT CONDITION IN ACCRA GHANA. THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND PLEASE TREAT
PROMPTLY.

SINCERELY YOURS,
JIMOH JOHNSON

Now, is it me or is Mr. Johnson getting a bit fresh here? I mean, how did he begin his letter to me? I met him, what, once at a cocktail party, and now I'm "Dear"?